“Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin, the True Blood stars who play Vampire Bill
Compton and telepathic waitress Sookie Stackhouse, are auctioning a set of
autographed True Blood comics for charity!

Starting Friday, October 28 at 6 p.m. EDT Simply Moyer will auction seven
True Blood comics signed by Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer to benefit their
charity, Facing the World. Actor Robert Portal and trainer James Cash,
will row across the Atlantic starting December 4 to raise money for Facing
the World. Link to Auction

Robert Portal is a long-time friend of Stephen Moyer’s, serving as best
man when Stephen and Anna Paquin were married last summer. James Cash is
a highly-respected personal trainer in London.

All proceeds of the auction, minus fees, will benefit Stephen Moyer’s
charity, Facing the World. For more about the auction and Facing the
Atlantic/Facing the World, please visit SimplyMoyer.com after the
auction begins.”

“We’ve got a great new contest for y’all to play and a terrific prize! All you do is write a caption for the photo, donate $5 (3.20 GBP) to Facing the Atlantic on their JustGiving site, and send the caption and your donation receipt to smadmin@simplymoyer.com! Easy peasy!

Bertie Portal, one half of the Facing the Atlantic/Facing the World cross-Atlantic rowing team, and his partner, the lovely Samantha Scott Thomas, will judge the entries. The winner will see his or her name on James and Bertie’s boat, ‘Patience’!

That’s right, your name will row across the Atlantic with James and Bertie as they raise money and awareness for Stephen Moyer’s favorite charity, Facing the World! What a great gift for yourself or a friend or family member – the holidays are coming!

Here are the contest rules:

Write a caption for the photo. You can be as naughty or nice as you feel.

Each entry costs a $5 donation to FTA on their JustGiving page. Send your caption and your donation receipt to smadmin@simplymoyer.com

Write TB4FTA and Simply Portal in the comment section of the JustGiving donation page. Don’t forget!

You may enter as often as you like with as many captions as you like.

Sam and Bertie will choose the winning entry.

Winner gets their name on Bertie and James’ boat, ‘Patience.’

Contest begins right now and ends Wednesday, October 5 at noon.

Let’s get this party started! Here’s the photo for your captions …

For more information, visit Simply Moyer

What happened that day was not just an attack on America, but on love, hope and humanity. It may have brought down buildings and taken valuable lives, but it failed to accomplish the goal that I believe it set out to; killing the spirit and power that is the United States and it’s people. It brought us together in a way not seen in this country for decades and managed to prove that we DO live in the greatest country on Earth where the people look out and care for those around them. That’s something no one can ever take away no matter how terrible the trespass against us.

God Bless the brave men and women who gave their lives that day, both willingly and by force, and those who have every day since  to prove that hate and terror can never kill the spirit of America.

between my legs, growls*

SheiroQ @VampireBill *zips lips* I will NOT say what I was thinking. *can’t breathe*

MeeMawBellefleu *dies laughing* Not like he’s over-compensating… much. *belle smile* @VampireBill @Eric_OfArea5

smeykunz @VampireBill That’s a grenade launcher? I thought it was…..well nevermind.

VampireBill @smeykunz @sheiroQ *sleepy fanged grin* It was @MeemawBellefleu‘s Benelli.

SheiroQ You NAMED him too? *snickering* RT @VampireBill: @smeykunz @sheiroQ *sleepy fanged grin* It was @MeemawBellefleu‘s Benelli.

smeykunz @VampireBill Don’t sell yourself short, Bill. Grenade launcher was, I think, much more appropriate. @sheiroQ @MeemawBellefleu

nothoney @smeykunz @VampireBill Whoa! I came in late on that one but think I get the drift … @SheiroQ @MeeMawBellefleu

VampireBill @nothoney @smeykunz @SheiroQ @MeeMawBellefleu *opens one eye* I honestly did not mean that the way it sounded. Now that you mention it.

VampireBill @nothoney @smeykunz @SheiroQ @MeeMawBellefleu *FANGS* Naughty, naughty Belles. *goes back to rest for good this time*

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VampireBill *thinks about waking @Eric_ofArea5 and @Pam_Ravenscroft up by opening the back doors and putting the gas pedal to the floor, chuckles*

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Eric_ofArea5 *awoken prematurely by incoming text – seizing opportunity to tie @VampireBill‘s combat boot laces together and draw on his face* #trueblood

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VampireBill *RISES OUT OF THE VAN* What the? *falls over, as my boots have been tied by my Sheriff, GROWLS* @Eric_ofArea5

VampireBill *fixing the ties on my combat boots, looks @Pam_Ravenscroft with her head securely tucked into @Eric_ofArea5‘s backside, grins*

VampireBill *sitting in the front seat of the van, looks in mirror notices a drawing on my face, FANGS* @Eric_ofArea5 !! THIS IS WAHR! *POPS FANGS*

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VampireBill Excuse me for a moment. I have to go and gas up the van.

AndyBellefleur You got a car out by Fort Bellefleur @VampireBill? Hitch hiking don’t work so well when cars think ya a real lazy undercover sting.

VampireBill @AndyBellefleur *stares at you in disbelief* No. I do not have a car in the area. However, you may help yourself to a Fresca in my home.

AndyBellefleur @VampireBill Huh. Cold? Heard ya got some fancy porch lights. Hoped that was a signal the fridge arrived too.

VampireBill @AndyBellefleur It has. I had some work done to the old Compton place. *stares at you*

AndyBellefleur @VampireBill Make sure ya call off the snipers too. Carbonation an’ surprise ain’t a good mix.

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VampireBill @LorenaTheMaker Speaking of death and stench. Where has @WereCoot gone off to? He has not seen my home improvements.

VampTalbot @VampireBill I believe @WereCoot and Tommy Mickens are in the lounge comparing flea remedies. Over a Zima. #RPsThatWontDie

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VampireBill @LorenaTheMaker As you are still a vampire from Area 5, I demand that you address me as your Majesty. *FANGS* No more William.

LorenaTheMaker @VampireBill Oooo, kinky. *grins* I would be happy to oblige your highness. *FANGS*

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VampireBill @JessicaHamby Are you ready for this? *feelings of apprehension*

JessicaHamby Hell yeah I’m ready for this, @VampireBill! Let’s eat some faces #TrueBlood

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VampireBill *forces myself to wake, grabs a permanent hot pink marker and writes on @Eric_ofArea5‘s forehead* I LIKE DICK. *ROARING LAUGHTER*

VampireBill *takes @Pam_Ravencroft‘s hair and ties it into knots around the seat release lever* Take that, silver spray bitch. *goes back to rest*

VampireBill @Eric_ofArea5 *makes the \m/ , lifts it up and down, to see if you follow* Up. Down. Up. Down. As your King I command you! *waits*

Eric_ofArea5 *snarls looking up at @MarnieTB* The funny little man in black is yelling at me *flashes fangs* @VampireBill @HollyCleary @Pam_Ravenscroft

Sookie_BT That’s what you’re doin’ while I’m dyin’ here? RT @VampireBill: @MarnieTB @HollyCleary *tries to make a \m/ with my fingers*

HollyCleary *Practicing my \m/* Up…down…up…*flinging a finger into @VampireBill’s nostril* @MarnieTB

VampireBill @MarnieTB @HollyCleary @Eric_ofArea5 *watches everyone watch Eric like a cat, moving heads up, down, up down, FANGS*

Eric_ofArea5 And I thought I was praying for better clothes – denim and corduroy?@MarnieTB Who the fuck dressed me? @VampireBill

VampireBill @HollyCleary @MarnieTB *wonders why I just don’t glamor all of you, seeing I am not under anyone’s witch spell*

VampireBill @MarnieTB @HollyCleary Can we turn off the fog now?

MarnieTB @VampireBill NO! It keeps me from seeing the horror of @Pam_Ravenscroft‘s face. Botox has nothing on her. @HollyCleary

VampireBill @MarnieTB @Pam_Ravenscroft @HollyCleary Perhaps you should let me go to Fangtayzeeuh and get her Beekeeper’s Hat?

MarnieTB @VampireBill *YAWNS* You are a dupe. And soon to be goop. *witchy, sure of herself grin*

VampireBill @MarnieTB *gags at the smell of your breath* Regular flossing can prevent that.

JessicaHamby @smeykunz It’s dark and foggy an’ I can hear them hurtin’ @VampireBill!

smeykunz @jessicahamby *GASP* Don’t let that happen! I don’t have any other hobbies!!!! @VampireBill

VampireBill @Eric_ofArea5 @AlcideH @Sookie_BT Sheriff, once you take off Grandpa Earl’s clothes, it is over for you.

JessicaHamby Attracts rock groupies? RT: @MarnieTB: @JessicaHamby You MOCK the \m/? I will show you what the \m/ does!

VampireBill @AgentGouda Can you please bring pizza for @Sookie_BT and @AlcideH , and @Eric_ofArea5 and I would like some TrueBloods? Thank you.

AgentGouda @VampireBill I can do that! *orders from @btpizzapalace*

AgentGouda *on the phone with a squeaky voiced kid @btpizzapalace* I SAID NO GARLIC! And I need a 2 liter of TruBlood @VampireBill

AgentGouda We are so not paying for that pizza @VampireBill. No way he can navigate this fog in 30 minutes or less. HA!

AgentIKEA *looks at ‘you’ from the inside of the gas mask* Are you my mommy?

This is your Southern Belle, @RynBlair, here reporting this most interesting news: It’s Shan’s Birthday! Now everyone join in with me in singing her a warm birthday song! *Insert music & singing here*. (I didn’t really sing). Play the video at the bottom for bg music before moving on…

Shan, we just want to wish you a wonderful b-day! I have compiled some pics & some other tidbits from close friends. Please refer to the following:

And now messages from your virtual BirthdayCardBlogPost. Can you guess who said what?

“To the girl who keeps twitter alive…”

“I have a Sonic Screwdriver pen in the glove box”

“Kelly Clarkson!”

“Happy Birthday to the other side of my Asshat. Love you!”
“And now, I’d like to sing a song for you, for your Birthday.
The sun’ll come out, tomorrow, betchyur bottom dollar that tomorrowwwww there’ll be suuuun!
BAHAHAHAHA!”

“Happy Birthday BooBooKitty, Fondly HRH…”

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHAN!!”