In the V Team Van with @VampireBill

VampireBill *attempting rest, it is difficult with @Eric_OfArea5‘s big foot in my back, and a grenade launcher

between my legs, growls*

SheiroQ @VampireBill *zips lips* I will NOT say what I was thinking. *can’t breathe*

MeeMawBellefleu *dies laughing* Not like he’s over-compensating… much. *belle smile* @VampireBill @Eric_OfArea5

smeykunz @VampireBill That’s a grenade launcher? I thought it was…..well nevermind.

VampireBill @smeykunz @sheiroQ *sleepy fanged grin* It was @MeemawBellefleu‘s Benelli.

SheiroQ You NAMED him too? *snickering* RT @VampireBill: @smeykunz @sheiroQ *sleepy fanged grin* It was @MeemawBellefleu‘s Benelli.

smeykunz @VampireBill Don’t sell yourself short, Bill. Grenade launcher was, I think, much more appropriate. @sheiroQ @MeemawBellefleu

nothoney @smeykunz @VampireBill Whoa! I came in late on that one but think I get the drift … @SheiroQ @MeeMawBellefleu

VampireBill @nothoney @smeykunz @SheiroQ @MeeMawBellefleu *opens one eye* I honestly did not mean that the way it sounded. Now that you mention it.

VampireBill @nothoney @smeykunz @SheiroQ @MeeMawBellefleu *FANGS* Naughty, naughty Belles. *goes back to rest for good this time*

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VampireBill *thinks about waking @Eric_ofArea5 and @Pam_Ravenscroft up by opening the back doors and putting the gas pedal to the floor, chuckles*

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Eric_ofArea5 *awoken prematurely by incoming text – seizing opportunity to tie @VampireBill‘s combat boot laces together and draw on his face* #trueblood

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VampireBill *RISES OUT OF THE VAN* What the? *falls over, as my boots have been tied by my Sheriff, GROWLS* @Eric_ofArea5

VampireBill *fixing the ties on my combat boots, looks @Pam_Ravenscroft with her head securely tucked into @Eric_ofArea5‘s backside, grins*

VampireBill *sitting in the front seat of the van, looks in mirror notices a drawing on my face, FANGS* @Eric_ofArea5 !! THIS IS WAHR! *POPS FANGS*

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VampireBill Excuse me for a moment. I have to go and gas up the van.

AndyBellefleur You got a car out by Fort Bellefleur @VampireBill? Hitch hiking don’t work so well when cars think ya a real lazy undercover sting.

VampireBill @AndyBellefleur *stares at you in disbelief* No. I do not have a car in the area. However, you may help yourself to a Fresca in my home.

AndyBellefleur @VampireBill Huh. Cold? Heard ya got some fancy porch lights. Hoped that was a signal the fridge arrived too.

VampireBill @AndyBellefleur It has. I had some work done to the old Compton place. *stares at you*

AndyBellefleur @VampireBill Make sure ya call off the snipers too. Carbonation an’ surprise ain’t a good mix.

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VampireBill @LorenaTheMaker Speaking of death and stench. Where has @WereCoot gone off to? He has not seen my home improvements.

VampTalbot @VampireBill I believe @WereCoot and Tommy Mickens are in the lounge comparing flea remedies. Over a Zima. #RPsThatWontDie

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VampireBill @LorenaTheMaker As you are still a vampire from Area 5, I demand that you address me as your Majesty. *FANGS* No more William.

LorenaTheMaker @VampireBill Oooo, kinky. *grins* I would be happy to oblige your highness. *FANGS*

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VampireBill @JessicaHamby Are you ready for this? *feelings of apprehension*

JessicaHamby Hell yeah I’m ready for this, @VampireBill! Let’s eat some faces #TrueBlood

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VampireBill *forces myself to wake, grabs a permanent hot pink marker and writes on @Eric_ofArea5‘s forehead* I LIKE DICK. *ROARING LAUGHTER*

VampireBill *takes @Pam_Ravencroft‘s hair and ties it into knots around the seat release lever* Take that, silver spray bitch. *goes back to rest*

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